If you are like me and have your iPhone tethered to your car you will have noticed that iTunes likes to play the first song in your library when it forgets what you were doing last. Additionally the next few songs tend to be the same as well.

While I don’t know why they haven’t allowed the user to customize this or make it actually random I have a solution for you — this is a very long (but low quality Mp3) that will almost certainly appear in your library because of the name: